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Autor:  GZ [ 2005-02-20, 19:30 ]
Tytuł:  The wisdom from labels

On Sears's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."

On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact poison control."

On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine."

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