|The wisdom from labels
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|Tytuł:||The wisdom from labels|
On Sears's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."
On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact poison control."
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine."
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