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Murphy's laws

# If anything can go wrong, it will

# If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong

# If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway

# If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others

# If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

# Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.

# Mother nature is a bitch.

# Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.

# The Murphy Philosophy: Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

# Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws: Everything goes wrong all at once.

# Murphy's Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

# Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.

# Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.

# Addition to Murphy's Laws: In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

# Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

# It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

# Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

# Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.

# Nothing is as easy as it looks.

# Everything takes longer than you think.

# Everything takes longer than it takes.

# Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

# Every solution breeds new problems.

# The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.

# no matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.

# You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

# The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

An my personal favourite:
# O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Laws: Murphy was an optimist.

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