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Coś zamieszałam z wątkiem - chyba skasowałam, ale go odratowałam :wink: (spam oczywiście musiałam usunąc... :evil:) :

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A high school girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party alone,Since she was good looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do If boys hit on her, so her mom said, it's very easy, whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, "what will be the name of our baby?" That will scare them off, so she went.
After a little while at the party a boy started dancing with her,
and little by little, kissing her and touching her. She asked him,"what will our baby be called?" the boy found some excuse and disappeared.
Some time later the same thing happened again, a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders........ She stopped him and asked him, "what will be the name of our baby?" he ran off.
Later on, another boy invited her for a walk, after a few minutes he
started kissing her and she asked him, "what will our baby be called?" He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "what will our baby be called?"
she asked once more. He began to have s*x with her. "what will our baby be called?" she asked again. After he was done, he peeled off his condom, tied it in a knot and said....
"if he gets out of this one.........he will be called ...............chuck norris!!!

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I knew it with "MacGyver" - but with one more detail - a boy flushed it down the toilet :>

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Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father
could beat up whose father.

One boy said, "My father is better than your father."

The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your
mother."

The first boy paused and then replied, "I guess you're right.
My father says the same thing."

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Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they
see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace. Little Johnny not
understanding what the dogs are doing asks his father, "Daddy,
what are those two dogs doing?" To which the father replies,
"They are making a puppy!"

Later that night Johnny wakes up and walks down the hall to his
parents bedroom and catches his mother and father making love.
Johnny asks his father, "Daddy what are you and mommy doing?"

To which the father replies, "Johnny we are making you a little
sister."

Johnny thinks for a few moments and responds, "Well, daddy
could you roll her over? I'd rather have a puppy!"

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