|[dla dorosłych] oryginalne zyczenia
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|Autor:||stypek [ 2007-02-25, 12:02 ]|
|Tytuł:||[dla dorosłych] oryginalne zyczenia|
hey all. that are xmas wishes (just an ordinary sms :p) I've recieved from my friend. Hes from Leeds. Think its funny enough to put it here. Have fun. Personally I laughed my arse off.
He laid her on the table,
so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads and sweat,
he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breast,
then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...
He looked inside, all was dark
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
Then STUFFED the xmas TURKEY!...
May I be the first to wish u and ur dirty little mind a very MERRY XMAS!
The spelling is original.Pisownia oryginalna.
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