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10 Signs You're Working To Hard

1. You're so tired you now answer the phone "hell".

2. Your best friend calls to ask how you've been and you immediately scream "get off my back, BITCH".

3. Your garbage can is your inbox.

4. You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

5. You have so much on your mind that you've forgotten how to pee.

6. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

7. You sleep more at work than you do at home.

8. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your briefcase.

9. Your palm pilot exploded a week ago.

10. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now ...

Thank God I'm not overworked - my palmtop is juuus' fine :D.

You Know You're Stressd When...

Stress is an evil thing. So here's a few tell-tale symptoms that you might recognise...
· You can achieve a "Runner's High" by standing up.
· You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before...
· You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
· You wonder if you really need to brew the coffee, or if you can just eat it.
· You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
· Things becomes "Very Clear."
· You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before...
· Your heart beat sounds like a 'catchy tune'.
· You and Reality file for divorce.
· You can skip without a rope.
· It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
· You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
· You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before...
· Caffeine/ Indigestion tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
· You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
· You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before...
· Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head went quiet, it was like losing your best friend.
· You listen to your relaxation tapes on high speed.
· On the way into work, you call your answering machine to leave reminders to yourself.
· You tap your foot impatiently at the amount of time your microwave popcorn takes.
· You take stop signs and red lights personally.
· Your In-Box now has its own office.

Thank God I'm not overworked, errr... :oops:


Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards!

Dear Mr. Baker,

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

Wishing you a grand and glorious day,

Never underestimate the power of ... sysadmin :twisted:

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

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